244 Klingon Proverbs / Page 8
141. Never begin a negotiation on an empty stomach.
142. Never cheat a Klingon... unless your sure you can get away with it.
143. Never confuse wisdom with luck.
144. Never have sex with the bosses sister.
145. Never leave without your bat'leth.
146. Never let the competition know what your thinking.
147. Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother... insult something he cares about instead.
148. Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to.
149. Never place friendship above profit.
150. New customers are lik razor-toothed Gree worms, they may be succulent, but sometimes they bite.
151. No enemy is boring.
152. No good deed goes unpunished.
153. No Klingon ever breaks his word.
154. No one survived Khitomer.
155. No pain, no gain.
156. Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
157. Once you have their money... never give it back.
158. One does not acheive honor.
159. One is always of his tribe.
160. One need not enjoy virtue.