244 Klingon Proverbs / Page 6
101. If you cannot fail, you cannot succeed.
102. If you don't use the painstik, the child will never celebrate his Age of Ascension.
103. If you must negotiate, watch your enemy's eyes.
104. If you sleep with targs, you'll wake up with glob flies.
105. If you want to eat pipius claw, you'll have to break a few pipiuses.
106. In order to succeed, we attack.
107. In war, there is nothing more honorable than victory.
108. It is a good day to die.
109. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
110. It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in the door.
111. Keep holding the hammer.
112. Keep your ears open.
113. Keep your lies consistent.
114. Klingons are a proud race, and we intend to go on being proud.
115. Klingons are born to fight and conquer.
116. Klingons are born, live as warriors, then die.
117. Klingons do not faint.
118. Klingons do not get sick.
119. Klingons do not lie in bed.
120. Klingons do not procrastinate.